Hello  Inter-web

As you most probably know, i am wanting to go into advertising. As i feel that that job suits my personality the best.

My future aims are to one day work for myself, so i thought ” Hey why not start a job now”

Behold HAYFLEX a company that specializes in all your creative needs, be it from pamphlets to posters, from graphic design to marketing campaigns.

With a slogan of “Imagine – Create – Distinguish” we make sure that you get the best possible price and product design.

Give me an email : warrenhaydon@hotmail.com

So greetings fellow fans and friends…:) As i write this i am sitting in my school library waiting for the next exam to start.. English paper 3, so that should be a walkover:D.

 I want to applogize for the lack of videos, posts ETC.. as i am in my last year of school and it requires a lot of attention and focus.. Even though i haate studying ( DOnt know who likes it) it is something that each one of us have to do… well unless you drop out and go to beauty school…

THis is a message to all you Brits.  Next year i am comong to England.. BooYA! Time to get excited..:)

My friend and i have started making some shweet VFX films.. AS he is studying film he wants to practise what he is making.. so it is quite aweome to act out in his stuff.. Bearing in mind the ones that we have currently done are still very amateurish.. We are working on bigger and better things..

New video — Yess yesss get excited.. this video that will be coming out is going to bew different.. A music Video indeed.. Justin and i ( Fron nerdzsquared ) wrote a rap like last year.. we kept on talking about making a video.. Buuut it nere happened.. So preperations are in progress to film that video:)

 

Lastly i want to say thanks to everyone who supports my stuff:) it means a lot:D

 

Stay Safe:D..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wow it has been ages since i have posted off this website and i want to apologize. I have been incredibly busy and have not had much time to make any new videos!

Currently we are reading Othello as a set work book at my school, and honestly no one understands what the heck Shakespeare is trying to say. So i decided to create a new series called SHAKESPEARE SIMPLIFIED, in which i read Othello and convert it to plain English that anyone can understand.

Please note that the translation is probably and most certainly incorrect but it is what i thought it said:D

Please comment rant and subscribe

So what is your average view of a nerd? Nerdy, glasses, no life, science, maths, lots of formula, an apple?, newton’s Law?

Well that is pretty much correct! My friend and I have started out on our own YouTube channel. This is not a normal channel NOO : this is a very different channel. NerdzSquared proudly presents a channel in which 2 Nerdz offer their love advice.

Now “WAIT WAIT WARREN!” you must be thinking ” how can nerds know anything about love when they are well NERDZ?”

Well Justin and I happened to have found the formula to LOVE… We have now decided to put to use our much sought after knowledge by helping people who suffer from love problems. What more can i say then to watch this video…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Billabong…   Hurley… Rip Curl… Bad boy… Red… lizard…

These names should hopefully ring a bell somewhere in your mind:) Famous names right? I mean Billabong – everyone knows that they sponsor just about everything. Ok maybe not just about everything mainly surfing.

You go to a shop looking to buy a T Shirt , you see a Billabong T Shirt and are like ” WOAH COOL a branded name, i WANT!” But its like R500. EXPENSIVE MUCH? You are definitely not paying for the quality of the shirts but for the name brand. That’s how well known and acknowledged it is. So to move on to greener pastures :

I have decided to start my own name brand… And this is not some tiny little thing that i want to do.. I want to make this big. I want to be like the Mr. Price of the name brands. : Sell good quality designs for a very low cost.

This name is going to be awesome.

Legendairy

Superb

One of a kind!

Ok so some serious dreaming is about to occur right now. So brace yourself as you are going down in history for being the first person who was told about this amazing idea..!!

  1. I want to start off small, make about 3 designs and print them onto shirts. Wear them around – civvies day, shopping malls, out and around. As that is the best way to advertise as many people would see your shirt and be like                          ” Woah bro! cool T where you get it?”
  2. Once i have that under my belt i will sell it to my friends.. I’ll make sure that it is an all sex design or even go and create different designs for different personalities.. For example the emo’s can then buy a BLACK typed font. The main way of selling is making it attractive, so you have to use bright colors * we humans are like magpies we like anything bright*
  3. Once i sold to my friends and they like them then they will start to wear this brand and slowly start spreading it over the social network sites : Facebook, twitter, YouTube  etc.  By this stage i am hoping to have over 1000 buyers of my awesome brand.
  4. Ok so this keeps on going on until it turns into a little business.. MAKE NO MISTAKE this is not what i want to do for the rest of my life… Selling T Shirts  pfffpp??!!!  I just want to have something on the side line and when meeting people i can be like  ” Oh BTW i came up with the brand name … “

So you have noticed that i have not once told you what the brand name is going to be… OOOH you must be itching! A secret of advertising : Keep the audience hooked wanting more… Right now you should be drooling for more details:P

All i can say is that it is going to ROCK! and if there are any graphic designers out there and you want to design some logos please feel free to email them to me…

For now BYE:)

Remember back in the day, and I’m talking BACK in the day when you were in grade R-1 and you were sitting in front of a table at school being shouted at by your teacher to draw for your mother, and after all the pressure you came up with an amazing picture that looked like this.

You took it home with you, and your rentz where so over board with joy that they started to cry and eventually after a little deliberation decided to stick it on the fridge. The next day at work  your dad makes a photo copy and shows all his colleagues what his little Mozart has drawn  ;)

The other men snigger as one man pulls out his sons art work.

“and he is only 4″ the man laughed

GOOOSH HURRY UP” you are most probably thinking at this moment, but be patient!

and as CATO THE ELDER says “A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.” I unfortunately have absolutely no idea what that means but it sure does sound challenging.

What i am trying to say is that whether you are a good artist or a very bad one, (where your work gets stuck on the fridge)  IT DOES NOT MATTER what you are doing helps your brain. Drawing is also very important as it helps you to de stress. Wanna learn to be creative? Then start drawing! It helps your right brain to function and concentrate.

And think about it this way.. What happens if you had to witness a murder and were to shocked to talk about it.. Then you draw! the inspector asks you to communicate via drawing- so of course its a good thing to learn to do.

Be awesome  * Like Barney * and not the dinosaur Barney..

Adios

WARREN

Cool picture hey:) 10 years ago we were talking on our most amazing brick phones that had a antenna of about 1 metre and it took up our whole pocket. Now the year is 2011 and we have blackberries and Iphones.

“BBM me here is my pin …….” AAARRG i am so tired of hearing that.  I have an Iphone. An amazing phone i have to say which is going to take over the world. Look at this little picture i found. This may not be true at the time as currently CRACKberries are one of the most popular phones in the world.

It is my personal duty in life to introduce Iphones to the world.I mean Iphones ** ANGEL SINGS ** Its everything you ever need. Free calling? OH YEAH! i think that everyone could do with some free calling.

I am so serious about introducing Iphone’s to everybody  that i have decided to make and dress up as a giant Iphone as seen in the picture over here, and if i see you on a Blackberry or an Android then i will come and sumo wrestle  and jump on you.

Quick fun IPhone facts

1. The IPhone controls are based on touching the screen by your finger. No more buttons. COOL HUH? you cant do that with a blackberry:D

2. In the day that the IPhone was announced, other cell phone and smartphones makers companies’ shares tumbled. OOh:D sounds like a fight:D

Anyway that is personally just my opinion:) Don’t take anything personal please.

St!.@3N i know you like your android:D

Adios:)

“Keep your dreams alive. Understand to achieve anything requires faith and belief in yourself, vision, hard work, determination, and dedication. Remember all things are possible for those who believe.” A Quote by Gail Devers

How true is that? One golden rule when trying to achieve your dream is to never give up, and always believe in yourself when others shoot you down : If you want it to happen then make it happen!

Everyone has dreams and goals, and in America there is the “American Dream”  Which is a dream about prosperity, living a long healthy life and of course success. But of course that is not entirely achievable to everyone. Take a look at South Africa’s “khayelitsha” : an informal settlement where many people do not have proper houses. They are lacking basic human needs and are living in poverty.

These are very unprivileged people but even they have goals and dreams. Some of them include finding a proper house to live in, or even finding food for the evening. We are all very fortunate where we are at the moment: with our families, friends and possessions so next time you complain about not liking the mushrooms in your supper think again.

My dreams are big and i have a lot i want to achieve in my life time. YouTube now is among one of the things that i really enjoy doing. I am hoping for a lucky break sometime in my videos, as all it takes is one video for you to be on the map. I am very creative and i love to think out of the box. With that aspect i am hoping to go study advertising to make some of the amazingly daunting adverts that appear on your TV screens.

I want to end off saying again that no matter what you want, if you work hard enough you can achieve it.

You want to Fly on the Moon? GO AHEAD:) no one is stopping you

You want to be rich? Start your own business

Remember be wise and always “RISK IT FOR THE BISCUIT”

To be Man or to be Mouse that art the question. So my motivation for this movie is actually quite funny, and i do tell it in the video but let me just give you a breakdown. I was going about my business in my room sticking stuff up on that awesome wall you see behind me. When all of a sudden i heard it. That little BZZ BZZ sound.

” It made my heart pound” Thanks Ludacris.

I was so flippen scared i was out of there. i just bolted from my room. I am man in other ways but when it comes to that.. Ohhh:D

Enjoy

Totallywakable out

Its the 21st century and we are living in a world full of modern items, but when the time comes along where we can remember the good ol’ days we cherish it with everything we have. Today was certainly one of those days a “fairy tale” many say. Who could argue everything from the guards to the coaches at Prince William and Catherine Middleton royal wedding.

Certainly a day to remember with the union jacks flying high and proudly everywhere in site. Is’nt this the type of wedding that every girl dreams about.? Coaches? Sky high churches? Saluting guards? Thousands of adoring people. Those two are definitely the lucky couple. With Prince William proposing last year November the world was at the edge of its seat waiting to hear and see the wedding gown.

Sarah Burton has put her name on the map after designing a “gown to be remembered”

Sarah Burton

Of course everyone was looking forward to the much anticipated KISS, and as soon as it was spotted it was encored for yet another

Kate and William everyone is watching you so be careful. No silly mistakes. May you have the most awesomest life:)

Warren Signing out

:)

But to everyone else you must remember you are princes and princesses no matter what